It Was Satire Stupid!

OK, If I'm going to be truthful I can not tell a lie, it was me that created this blog. I only wanted to portray Helga the Hun for the Rightwing pile of pit-bull excrement that she is.
I wanted to show the blogging world hatred that the right wing has for America.

Thank you all for your participation in this Satire. It was fun while it lasted. But all good things must finally come to an end.

I don’t give a rat’s ass about what some stupid people think or say... as long as it’s Obama and not Bush… you see I trust President Obama’s judgment. He won’t lie us into an unnecessary war the way Bush did. So save your silliness for the tea-baggers; I am a true patriot that supports my President and country and I would never want either one to fail, like some other people I know.

Obama's administration or the 3 stooges?

It has been said that a leader can be measured by the people with whom
he surrounds himself, then his ability to take their counsel. Using
this measure, Obama is as competent as Oprah’s fitness trainer.

On the first point, Obama’s much maligned cabinet is under constant
fire, so much so that there are conspiracy theorists who say that his
destruction of America is intentional. They say that Obama is simply
following Alinsky’s Rules for Radical doctrine, with Alinksy’s rule for most effectively marketing revolution: Pursue an “Ideology of Change.”

I would agree that there is some legitimacy to this point, if you agree that Obama’s ideology of change is replacing competent people with incompetents.
I’m not sure what Alinsky taught about surrounding oneself with
buffoons, so we are likely seeing a “work in progress” on that subject.

Most of Obama’s cabinet picks are either political payback or
radicals with whom Obama knew from his past. Therein lies the problem
quite frankly. Obama just doesn’t have a good pool from which to pick.

The outcome is a hodgepodge of throwback radicals, many of whom had
been closeted since the McCarthy era. Ideologies born of their ‘60’s
radical sensibilities which only recently have they felt free enough to
showcase their true nature.

Their incompetence might not be so heinous, if it were limited to four
years and could be contained from the rest of the world. However, when
the top three people who represent the rest of us to the world have the
leadership experience of a troop of Brownies, you can see that America
is in trouble. Big trouble.

Why I Am A Real-Life Heartless Bitch.

I take sexism seriously and do not treat it like some cutesy parlor game where the guys make shitty woman-hating comments with smirks on their faces and then act like it's all fun and games.

Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one.


My name ain't honey or sweetheart, and if you're going to verbally assault me, expect to receive an earful of my wrath. Honey.

I'd rather live life alone and happy than together and miserable with some asshole Liberal.

If you're wiggling your ass like a worm on a hook, you're a real Housewife from whereever!

I am my own Queen of the universe. Fuck you if you cannot appreciate it.


Just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean I don't have a brain....

Do not mistake my sympathy for weakness, and BEWARE my indifference.

I don't believe I was put on this earth to make your day brighter, enrich some man's life or for any purpose other than my own. So get over it.

So little time; so many morons to insult.


You are absolutely spineless, yet here you are standing upright. You're either a miracle...or a freak of nature. I vote Both.

I have a mind and a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use them. So don’t mess with me!

Being a Heartless Bitch is striving to be more than you ever think you could be.

I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you.

Why does society insist that I repress my spirit? You're just an empty-headed piece of crap and we all know it.
I have no patience for those women who think they are feminists but center their worlds around their husbands/boyfriends/whatever man they can find to fixate on that week.

I doubt half of those women who count their self-worth in blond highlights realize that they can't climb out of a bad relationship on a STAIRMASTER.



I have a mind and a sense of humor and one day I’m going to use them.

I'm a "people person". Generally, I prefer Assholes on Toast with a little Tobasco.

I am arguably selfish in defending my right to independence, freedom and authenticity. If people don't like it, quite frankly - I don't give a damn.

Should I get a puppy, or have a child? Well, I would rather ruin my carpet, than ruin my life.

If you want to make a comment, Say what you mean, then shut up and get off my blog.................


I don't hate men - most of them aren't worth that much energy.

My Words of Wisdom from Ms. Right

First of all, Do not shout. Speak politely keeping your voice low and gentle. Always speak the truth. Shun words that are deceitful and ostentatious . Do not confound truth with falsehood. When you voice an opinion, be just sure that it will be one that is acceptable to all,not just to your own political warped views even if it is against your better judgment.
Do not be contemptuous or arrogant with people on the left as you always seem to be.
If you do not have complete knowledge about anything, better keep your mouth shut. You might think that speaking about something without full knowledge is a trivial matter. But it might have grave consequence.
When you hear something malicious about someone, keep a favorable view about him/her until you attain full knowledge about the matter. Consider others innocent until they are proven guilty with solid and truthful evidence.
Never think that you have reached the final stage of knowledge and nobody knows more than yourself. Remember! Above everyone endowed with knowledge is another endowed with more knowledge.
Do not follow blindly any information of which you have no direct knowledge. (Using your faculties of perception and conception) you must verify it for yourself. In the Court of your Lord, you will be held accountable for your hearing, sight, and the faculty of reasoning.
And let us say.. Amen

Fight back. FIGHT BACK. And kick this bony-assed, demented, botoxed bee-otch PELOSI back to hell.

I'm thinking way too many of you are relying on November. If these cretins are urinating on the Constitution now with their cramming healthcare, you've told them clearly you don't want, down your throats. What's to stop them from coming up with something else to void your votes so they stay in perpetual power? Stealing elections is what they have perfected as in, it's not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.

Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits

I am absolutely PISSED OFF

Kids today suck. They think they can have everything in the world and what they say is true regardless. Probably because the media exposure and all that whole money, sex, violence and stupidity on our local television. No kid in KL will be content with simple things like hula hoops or a basketball. For them, fun is something that can be only found on a magic black idiot box called PlayStation 3.

I detested kids when I was a kid. I don’t like them any more now that I am an adult. That being said, you will occasionally come across one that is truly special, but they are few and far between. Most are little more than screaming larvae who have no more manners than a monkey flinging poo. That goes double for their enabling parents. I don’t have kids and I never intend to have them. My parents hated kids too, and I don’t think they ever really wanted to have kids. I was beaten regularly while growing up and I’m perfectly normal now!

I don’t mind older kids, like age 28 and older. But when they are really small is when I want to shove a shank through their little necks. Like the way they feel the need to go “um” whenever they talk, or when they need to show you what’s in their mouths when they eat. When they are 7 and younger they are annoying little pieces of shit!! I also hate when people bring their little turds into restaurants and need to seat them in the adult section, therefore I am not allowed to smoke, drink liquor, or talk too loudly. Yet, these little shits are allowed to run all over the place, scream their little heads off, throw food, bump into people and throw temper tantrums over being denied a hot fudge Sunday. And I really hate it when some little turd sits up and stares at me while leaning on the arm of the adjoining seats and just stares at me while I am trying to eat my meal. So many others think that it’s cute, I think it’s downright rude!! But GOD FORBID anyone should say anything to these “precious little angels”, even in a nice way, and then you become the bad guy. I also hate it when they feel they need to cry and holler every ten seconds over nothing, and the damn parents does shit about it!! Yet the whole entire world seems to revolve around these chubby-cheeked bastards, and they take full advantage of it!! Think about it; the FCC and the MPAA’s only concern is that some crappy 3-year-old is going to hear the word “fuck” uttered 10,000 times, or some 6-year-old is going to see a naked boobie, or a naked torso!! And so many great shows get taken off the air because they’re not considered appropriate for children under age 7, or someone tears up a perfectly good film for not being kid-friendly. I got news for ya, NOT EVERY SINGLE MOVIE HAS TO BE KID-FRIENDLY!!!!! And I hate it when they play cable movies on network stations and then take out all the good parts so some 5-year-old won’t get influenced!! And isn’t the reason why they put cable movies on network so that little kids can see it in the first place??? So many other luxuries are taken away from us big folk for the sake of these little pieces of shit!! We can no longer smoke in public places (not even in bars), we get pulled over for speeding even if it’s a minor offense, we are no longer allowed to hang around restaurants even after we eat and digest our foods and relax because some family with small kids are waiting for that table, we are no longer allowed to sit outside a 7-11 and chill out, bus stops no longer have benches because some toddler was running away from his/her parent and banged into one and got hurt…and what about little kids being allowed to have drinks and food with them when shopping, or being allowed to have outside food and drinks with them in movie theaters, yet we adults get thrown out for doing the same thing??? I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t little 2-to-5-year-olds messier with beverages than adults, yet they’re free to bring in their damn juice boxes when going shopping in department stores??? WHERE’S THE JUSTICE?!?!?! And, of course, as much as we love the holiday season, Halloween, Christmas, Easter and even birthdays are for kids!! LITTLE kids!! They get showered with gifts and candy, yet we’re doing all the work AND WE GET SQUAT!!!!! I DESPISE little children are who are nasty and obnoxious, yet the whole entire human race revolves around them!! AHHHHH!!!!!

I am single and I enjoy it. I don’t want to get married, but everyone gets all over me saying “this means you’ll never have kids”. Well, good!

And one day I just happened to be watching “The Preacher’s Wife” for some sick reason it was on TV, I mean aside from Whitney Houston’s singing, it was a real lousy shit movie! And that kid…MY GOD!!! That little crap I wanted to friggin’ choke that little Jeremiah with his nastily voice and the way he kept on talking, and talking, and talking, like he wouldn’t shut up, the little shit! And how he kept going “I miss Hakeeeeemmmm” every ten minutes! I hated this movie, but I was doing some work, so I kept it on, maybe for the sheer joy of hating this little nasle-voiced bastard!!

Whenever I hear anyone say they love little kids I have to think there’s a screw loose someplace, because kids are obnoxious annoying, disgusting little pieces of shit! I’m talking about the under-8 set! They smell like shit, they’re gross, they eat like pigs, and they talk like idiots. And yes you totally hit the nail on the head saying that everything revolves around little kids! Like the other day I discovered that they were taking down my favorite shop at a shopping center near where I live to, get this, MAKE ROOM FOR A FRIGGIN’ BABY GYM/DAY CARE CENTER!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! I have been going to this shop for almost twenty years, and now they’re taking it down just to put in some stupid facility for children?!?!?!?! They have too many damn day care centers as it is where I live!! But, after all, THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND THE ANNOYING LITTLE UNDER-8 SET, RIGHT?!?!?!?!

And listen to this: I was tossed out of a Starbuck’s recently for listening to my headphones while drinking my latte. I was right in the middle of relaxing with my delicious latte, when some chick comes along and says, “Sorry, miss! You can’t listen to that in here!” I was like, “Why?”, and she was like, “Because there are little kids in here!” The song I was listening to was something by Alicia Keys, and it wasn’t even a dirty, or provocative song. But the lady said I had the volume up too long, and that the little kids were getting upset. I refused so I got tossed out and the little bitch even had the balls to take my coffee away from me! Okay…first of all, when did Starbuck’s suddenly become a day care?!?! Starbuck’s used to be a place where ADULTS could get away from CHILDREN!!! Now, every time you go there, there’s always parents there with their little monsters running around and screaming!! Okay, what the heck is there for these little turds to drink anyway?!?!?! So, I guess there really isn’t any escape from these little bastards!!

Everyone says I’m a terrible person for hating kids and that anyone who hates children will rot in hell. I mean…it’s okay to hate the opposite sex, it’s okay to hate politicians, it’s okay to hate businessmen, it’s even okay to hate animals…but if someone hates kids, it’s like the world comes to an end! I don’t see why?! Children between the ages of 1-9 are evil and nasty!! Sure, with their little fat faces, little pink mouths, puppy dog eyes and pigtails they all seem like perfect little cherubs, but in reality, they’re greedy little shits!! I just hate the little pieces of shit!!

Apparently either those dumb parents don’t have any place left to unleash their annoying little devils or big brands like Starbucks bows down to the family type.

This is the very reason why I hate children, because they are too loud and they are always talking and it’s usually about something stupid!