Thursday, March 18, 2010

It Was Satire Stupid!

OK, If I'm going to be truthful I can not tell a lie, it was me that created this blog. I only wanted to portray Helga the Hun for the Rightwing pile of pit-bull excrement that she is.
I wanted to show the blogging world hatred that the right wing has for America.

Thank you all for your participation in this Satire. It was fun while it lasted. But all good things must finally come to an end.

I don’t give a rat’s ass about what some stupid people think or say... as long as it’s Obama and not Bush… you see I trust President Obama’s judgment. He won’t lie us into an unnecessary war the way Bush did. So save your silliness for the tea-baggers; I am a true patriot that supports my President and country and I would never want either one to fail, like some other people I know.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Obama's administration or the 3 stooges?

It has been said that a leader can be measured by the people with whom
he surrounds himself, then his ability to take their counsel. Using
this measure, Obama is as competent as Oprah’s fitness trainer.

On the first point, Obama’s much maligned cabinet is under constant
fire, so much so that there are conspiracy theorists who say that his
destruction of America is intentional. They say that Obama is simply
following Alinsky’s Rules for Radical doctrine, with Alinksy’s rule for most effectively marketing revolution: Pursue an “Ideology of Change.”

I would agree that there is some legitimacy to this point, if you agree that Obama’s ideology of change is replacing competent people with incompetents.
I’m not sure what Alinsky taught about surrounding oneself with
buffoons, so we are likely seeing a “work in progress” on that subject.

Most of Obama’s cabinet picks are either political payback or
radicals with whom Obama knew from his past. Therein lies the problem
quite frankly. Obama just doesn’t have a good pool from which to pick.

The outcome is a hodgepodge of throwback radicals, many of whom had
been closeted since the McCarthy era. Ideologies born of their ‘60’s
radical sensibilities which only recently have they felt free enough to
showcase their true nature.

Their incompetence might not be so heinous, if it were limited to four
years and could be contained from the rest of the world. However, when
the top three people who represent the rest of us to the world have the
leadership experience of a troop of Brownies, you can see that America
is in trouble. Big trouble.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Why I Am A Real-Life Heartless Bitch.

I take sexism seriously and do not treat it like some cutesy parlor game where the guys make shitty woman-hating comments with smirks on their faces and then act like it's all fun and games.

Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one.

My name ain't honey or sweetheart, and if you're going to verbally assault me, expect to receive an earful of my wrath. Honey.

I'd rather live life alone and happy than together and miserable with some asshole Liberal.

If you're wiggling your ass like a worm on a hook, you're a real Housewife from whereever!

I am my own Queen of the universe. Fuck you if you cannot appreciate it.

Just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean I don't have a brain....

Do not mistake my sympathy for weakness, and BEWARE my indifference.

I don't believe I was put on this earth to make your day brighter, enrich some man's life or for any purpose other than my own. So get over it.

So little time; so many morons to insult.

You are absolutely spineless, yet here you are standing upright. You're either a miracle...or a freak of nature. I vote Both.

I have a mind and a sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use them. So don’t mess with me!

Being a Heartless Bitch is striving to be more than you ever think you could be.

I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you.

Why does society insist that I repress my spirit? You're just an empty-headed piece of crap and we all know it.
I have no patience for those women who think they are feminists but center their worlds around their husbands/boyfriends/whatever man they can find to fixate on that week.

I doubt half of those women who count their self-worth in blond highlights realize that they can't climb out of a bad relationship on a STAIRMASTER.

I have a mind and a sense of humor and one day I’m going to use them.

I'm a "people person". Generally, I prefer Assholes on Toast with a little Tobasco.

I am arguably selfish in defending my right to independence, freedom and authenticity. If people don't like it, quite frankly - I don't give a damn.

Should I get a puppy, or have a child? Well, I would rather ruin my carpet, than ruin my life.

If you want to make a comment, Say what you mean, then shut up and get off my blog.................

I don't hate men - most of them aren't worth that much energy.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

My Words of Wisdom from Ms. Right

First of all, Do not shout. Speak politely keeping your voice low and gentle. Always speak the truth. Shun words that are deceitful and ostentatious . Do not confound truth with falsehood. When you voice an opinion, be just sure that it will be one that is acceptable to all,not just to your own political warped views even if it is against your better judgment.
Do not be contemptuous or arrogant with people on the left as you always seem to be.
If you do not have complete knowledge about anything, better keep your mouth shut. You might think that speaking about something without full knowledge is a trivial matter. But it might have grave consequence.
When you hear something malicious about someone, keep a favorable view about him/her until you attain full knowledge about the matter. Consider others innocent until they are proven guilty with solid and truthful evidence.
Never think that you have reached the final stage of knowledge and nobody knows more than yourself. Remember! Above everyone endowed with knowledge is another endowed with more knowledge.
Do not follow blindly any information of which you have no direct knowledge. (Using your faculties of perception and conception) you must verify it for yourself. In the Court of your Lord, you will be held accountable for your hearing, sight, and the faculty of reasoning.
And let us say.. Amen

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Fight back. FIGHT BACK. And kick this bony-assed, demented, botoxed bee-otch PELOSI back to hell.

I'm thinking way too many of you are relying on November. If these cretins are urinating on the Constitution now with their cramming healthcare, you've told them clearly you don't want, down your throats. What's to stop them from coming up with something else to void your votes so they stay in perpetual power? Stealing elections is what they have perfected as in, it's not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.